Health: Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon...

By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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Good cause, bad knees

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By tiredeolfatty - 21/09/2012 02:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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Small world after all

By Carlos - 31/07/2022 16:00

Today, I competed in my first half marathon since getting my new wheelchair. The mile marker I was meant to follow turned out to be the ex I cheated on. I eventually outpaced her, only to bump into the ex who cheated on me. I’ve gotta stop shitting where I eat. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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By chubrubber - 04/09/2016 18:57 - United States - Bronx

Today, I participated in a walk for charity. Even though I was supposed to walk 5K, I stopped after 3K because the pain from my thighs rubbing together nearly sent me to tears. FML

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Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:25

That's absolutely horrible I'm so sorry :( tbh I don't think I could've finished it if that had happened to me. You must be very strong willed. Congrats and sorry again.

pufffreak 13

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:24

Damn that really sucks :(

Comments

Monieee_13 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 0:23

Forget those kids. You did it! You finished!! You should be proud of yourself. **** them!

icanthandlethis 4

Thursday 6 March 2014 0:25

This is absolutely heartbreaking. I'm in shape, just did a half, and let me tell you, YOU accomplished something! Next time let a course volunteer know. Not only are those kids ass wipes, they're causing a safety hazard.

holliepong 8

Thursday 6 March 2014 0:26

wow I'm really proud of you!

SmokinGuns 13

Thursday 6 March 2014 0:30

congrats to you for not giving up. that takes a hell of a lot of determination. the only one you're in competition with is yourself. and who cares what anyone thinks about you. smile and forget them. karma will get revenge for you :)

TheBookWyrm 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 0:32

You're awesome! I would never have the willpower to finish after that! Good job!

GamerPerson 19

Thursday 6 March 2014 0:59

Those little brats are usually the ones that need their asses beaten by their parents. FYL, OP. :( I'm sorry you had to go through that. :(

SaucyGirl106 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:01

let's reveiw something: they were on BIKES while you were running. So they were making fun of you doing something their lazy asses wouldn't even do themselves. Anyways, even if they happened to have been running in front of you, giving the same 100% you were, their opinions are still invalid. Only your opinion about yourself matters. You should feel proud at every accomplishment.

rkdstp1995 25

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:04

GO OP GO!

WolliBolli 23

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:06

"A lion doesnt concern himself about the opinions of a sheep."

NML27 8

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:15

I wish I was there, I would've been encouraging you and telling them where to go. You should be very proud of yourself. I'm sorry the world is full of jerks, don't let them get you down