Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:24 - Germany

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

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By AIienware - 30/06/2015 15:33

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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"Why are you booing me? I'm right"

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 18:00

Today, I broke my toe on a decorative statue I bought for our front yard. My husband warned me it took up too much space and was a hazard, and now I get to hear him say, "I told you so." FML

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Got away with it, surely?

By Cinnanyan - 02/06/2016 10:20 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML

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Ruined art

By annie - 17/11/2020 00:08 - United States - Denver

Today, while sitting on a bench drawing, some guy went up to me, yelled, “YOUR ART SUCKS” and flipped my sketchpad out of my hands. I’d been working on that piece for hours and now there’s a big black pencil streak on it. FML

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Not my usual material

By Confused guy - 24/11/2022 14:00

Today, my art class had a project where you made a "statue" out of a metal hanger and pantyhose, and paint it. Being the only guy in the entire class and painfully single, I was not aware that pantyhose is so stretchy, so I got annoyed when it ripped. The teacher felt the need to make a huge scene about this. FML

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Meowingtons500 18

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:31

Respect the ******* cape!

ceilingfans 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:32

Oh, the irony.

Comments

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:09

That'll teach you to never drop a statue again, take that!

RedCamaro10 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:10

I must say, this is the funniest fml I've read in awhile.

McMan 23

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:12

Troll Level: Heroic.

Nashiq 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:31

best comment yet

infaith 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 17:23

agreed..

GreenKat092 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:36

I'd call them a Attention *****.

Phil135 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:58

Wow lol I don't see why you got thumbed down so much...

Sasha_451 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:01

lmao funny!!!!

brunomars09 3

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:05

I use to wear capes and fake mustaches untill I took an arrow to the knee.

123RPG 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:27

Lol irony

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:50

It was probably their sculpture, you ruined their master piece, they put everything they had into that sculpture (including their sanity, now look at them! They're the weirdo in the fake moustache!!!) You've killed their hopes and dreams! Shame on you and your family