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By Anonymous - / Monday 21 December 2009 21:48 / United States
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By  Pipistrello_fml  |  0

Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"

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By  xd0rkiee  |  0

How fascinating.

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  crazytoaster  |  2

This FML should've read like this: "Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. Now i have to spend three hours cleaning brain matter out of the boot of my car after i smashed her head in with a golf club, drove her out of town and threw her into a river. FML"

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  Reyo  |  2

I agree with #82. OP, try not to look at this as a negative experience. Look at it this way: You now know who's bitchass you need to cave in with your brand new, steel toe boots.

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  Sionnach  |  10

If it were me, this would be on that-other-more-positive-site-you-can't-name-here-because-the-overly-territorial-mods'll-delete-your-post, because rearranging that bitches face and taking my stuff back from her after mangling her would definitely Make My Day. ... ... ... Taking bets on whether this post sticks around.

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  357oboh  |  0

@82 Um, to be honest, I don't think that's equal to or less than 300 characters lol. So, it won't work if she were to try to get her FML posted. :D I might sound too technical. Lol.

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  CobaltSS  |  0

Pouring sugar in a gas tank does nothing. Except put sugar sitting at the bottom of the tank, or maybe to get vaporized if its somehow makes it through the filters.

By  IOwnedYou  |  0

Number 3, You hope she got her bag back instead of her iPod, that her mom bought her?

By  Pipistrello_fml  |  0

Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"

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