By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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YdoIhaveAchode 4

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

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waresjake 3

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

How in the hell do you do that without knowing??

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shayshayshazam 14

That's a cheap morher f-in dolphin! Where can I sign up?!

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Hyde_is_Back 4

So, did you adopt it like everyone here is saying? I'm thinking it is 1 of those things where you "adopt" an animal, name it, but it stays in a zoo or habitat. Still kinda cool though.

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fthislyfe 22

This is cute on many levels

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Strafeh 9

Obviously you're* a little lazy with your* grammar

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Lockjaw2k 5

Think I had a wet dream, Swimmin' through the gulf stream . . . Did you name it Marlin?

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linkinpark98 23

What did you name it? :D

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pmadNess 16

His name is Flipper flipper, faster than lightning under the sea...

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AwsumShyGuy 12

Look on the bright side. You have a pet dolphin.

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carnivalbabii225 0

hands down one of the most awesome epic fails ever lmao. seriously though,how the he'll did you manage that and how do I do it? :)

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janerose21 3

well ur sorted out then u will have someone to swim with !!!

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