By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 669
You deserved it 4 139

Same thing different taste

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Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

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Maybe your breath stank or you blew a booger on your lip and didn't know it.

Ouch! Maybe you ought to reconsider those vows.

leadman1989 15

This is what you get for finally eating her bum bum? It's only logical you'd have ass breath. What a selfish bride. :p

picklemonger 13
mrdiehler 0
iMagzzzy 0
nikkon416 13

Did you forget to brush your teeth... Maybe your breath smelled bad

tatayannmermen 3

Well, you said, "tried" so I'm guessing you still managed to get it? .....hopefully.