Kids: Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 00:33 - United Kingdom - Knowle

Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

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Saturday 27 October 2012 5:08

You raised her... Just saying

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Saturday 27 October 2012 5:08

Faith in humanity -200 points.

Comments

The_F3rris 11

Saturday 27 October 2012 15:34

Why didnt you? Dont restrain yourself!

doglover100 28

Saturday 27 October 2012 16:20

Hopefully she'll grow out of it.

feefifofumxx 13

Saturday 27 October 2012 19:16

Am I the only one who thinks this guy sounds like a prick?

CarouselHeart 11

Saturday 27 October 2012 21:48

No, I think wanting to slap her is a complete overreaction. Plus, I'm sure whatever he was talking about at dinner wasn't all that fascinating. -_-

stoptrying 9

Saturday 27 October 2012 21:52

"Hurrdurr that's boring. I'm definitely justified in interrupting my dad because I find his conversation boring." We only got a tidbit of what she said. If she was able to go on for 5 minutes with a subject that started like that, I can't imagine any parent wouldn't want to slap some sense in to her.

Quikraptor 8

Saturday 27 October 2012 22:08

Yeah, probably. A kid who's likely older than 15 is expecting their parents to just shell out money they may not have just so she can think about herself and be on TV. A typical teenager mentality: It's all about me. I know everything. Etc.

Pensu 12

Monday 29 October 2012 2:11

No he definitely does. Being annoyed by your daughter is one thing. Having to restrain yourself from slapping her and then going online to bitch about it? This guy has some serious issues.

pulsar_ 13

Saturday 27 October 2012 21:36

Tween/young teenagehood is one of the most obnoxious phases of growing up. It gets better.

Lankaa 4

Saturday 27 October 2012 22:09

Seriously this is allowed on FML? It could be worse. Get a life you loser.

MermaidMagic99 4

Saturday 27 October 2012 22:18

Your aggression towards her is like totally not the best way to snap her out of that phase. Just saying, she's your kid, you need to love her and teach her, not mock her behind her back.