By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 00:33 - United Kingdom - Knowle

Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML
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oj101 33

Faith in humanity -200 points.

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ptoui 1

You... you had to... restrain yourself... PHYSICALLY?!!?!

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FML_Elle 17

Is she going to audition for the reality TV show 16 and Pregnant?

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Dukekamono 5

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Just saying.

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akiahara 14

you raised her. also, why aren't you taking control of the situation? you know, being the adult?

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bigmacswag101 2

You sound like a total ****.

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FYL63 1

I hope it's her dinner chair, not wheelchair. Just didnt look right.

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withasmile 3

I think, other than the interruption, this is a major over reaction. Kids want to do a lot of things and don't really know the consequences or cost. Just calmly tell her you aren't going to pay for it and why. Wanting to do a reality show isn't that big a deal. As far as the interruption - again you calmly say, excuse me, I was talking and resume your conversation. Then later on discuss manners with her. Slapping? I'm thinking you need some serious anger management unless there is more to this.

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Tinuviel97005 0

Sounds like she's acting like a _seriously_ young child. So treat her that way. Give her a spanking now, it might not be too late after whatever neglect has led to this.

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Pensu 12

This post made me seriously uncomfortable. If you want to physically harm your kid every time she says something stupid, I worry for her safety... Get some help.

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