Love: Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet,...

By Lily - 08/01/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

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By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML

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By Embarassed - 24/08/2011 02:44 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 16:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML

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BlargHonk 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 20:00

Well, as the Romans said, "in vino veritas." In wine there is truth. So, at least now you know what your boyfriend *really* thinks about you.

taylershea 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 19:59

awh! You don't deserve that!

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badcopnodoughnut 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:39

you so need to leave that ass. drunk or not there is no excuse for that.

drupax67 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:49

that's because you probably a nasty bitch like my girlfriend, who's sweet and nice to everyone else except me.

stephanie911_fml 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:56

he's a keeper!( : 

crazycajun007 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:22

let me guess..you are gonna stay with that loser, right?? god forbid you give a nice, sweet, caring guy a chance to treat you right

crzymarine 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 23:04

He is probably just wanting make up sex?

Shinygirlnz 1

Saturday 8 January 2011 23:26

Regardless of whether you're actually sweet and caring or not, the alcohol acted like a truth-serum on your boyfriend and he told you what he really feels. So now you know how he really sees you. It doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. You might want to think about taking some space from him to decide whether you want to continue down this path. Whoever you are, you deserve to be with someone who sees the best in you.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 9 January 2011 1:25

Sorry, OP! If he doesn't see anything in you, then perhaps you shouldn't waste your time on him.

helpmee 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:14

that's when you say really look at me compared to you right now or you could do what I would prefer and punch him in the eye and scream his flaws then act sweet and innocent when he walks out

cando707 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:50

You need to leave his sorry butt! I wouldn't call, answer the phone or text, and wouldn't go around him. Make him seek you out and make him beg to take him back (that's if you want him). And if you want him back, make him apologize to your friends for his behavior.