Love: Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet,...

By Lily - 08/01/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML

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By not really - 08/06/2022 01:00 - United States

Today, after hanging out with my boyfriend’s group once, they’ve decided I’m a “prissy stuck-up bitch who thinks she’s perfect.” I’m not at all. They just engage in nothing but insults and self-deprecating “jokes” without any real conversation. Sorry for not putting myself down for amusement. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Jeynna - 08/05/2021 00:01

Today, I bumped into my next door neighbor. She said, "Not for nothing, but I heard you fighting with your boyfriend last night, you're pretty harsh on him." I don't have a boyfriend, I was just drunk and castigating myself. FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML

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By Embarassed - 24/08/2011 02:44 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 16:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML

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BlargHonk 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 20:00

Well, as the Romans said, "in vino veritas." In wine there is truth. So, at least now you know what your boyfriend *really* thinks about you.

taylershea 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 19:59

awh! You don't deserve that!

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 10 January 2011 8:46

OP, he wants to give you reason to dump him, because he's too much of a pussy to do it himself. You can do better.

screwedup92 5

Monday 10 January 2011 9:07

dump that douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

screwedup92 5

Monday 10 January 2011 9:07

dump that douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoulSinner 0

Monday 10 January 2011 22:04

hmmm, and the funny thing about it is that people almost always tell the truth when they are drunk. sad face for you. FYL.

JustJaredfied 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 19:34

dump him

Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:18

nobody deserves that treatment. my old boyfriend said that. dumped his ass

Ads8111 0

Friday 14 January 2011 5:23

Damn, you need to set him streight.

shanny998 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:17

drunken words r sober thoughts ;)

cheetahcake19 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:47

Awh that's uncalled for. :( maybe it was just cuz he was drunk. Some people turn into major douche bags when they're drunk

kaylapple 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:51

awwh... thats so mean. your boyfriend is an ass.

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