By Lunazel93 - 22/10/2012 04:07 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
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petra84 3

Reminds me of when a baby's diaper blows out and poop goes everywhere...but a grown guy? What is the matter with this dude?

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a_marshall_13 7

If someone knew your name you could be reported for professional misconduct!!!!!!! you should NEVER post ANYTHING online about a client..

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Michelley44 5

Good thing this is a unanimous site where people can vent without other people knowing, huh a_marshall_13.. how about you un-clench.

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Special_Psycho 8

I'd use a bottle of hand sanitizer after that if I were you. ~_~

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fatou_fml 7

Hope you didn't do that again !!

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Ashybebe 2

I would have just told him it's too unsanitary and that I wasn't going to risk disease and he could deal with that or get out

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DusktheKat 12

So...you could say... he needed a massage because he was.... HAVING A SHITTY DAY! Yeeeeeaaaaaaah!

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