Kids: Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting...

By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By wut - 05/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:21

Not really FML, more FTG (**** that granny... hmm.. memo, not a bad name for a **** site). Should have turned around to the kid and said "And if you listen to your grandma you will grow up to be as rude as her".

RainbowTubeSocks 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:15

What a bitch to say that loud enough for everyone to hear.

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TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:42

Too bad you didn't say something like, "My parents couldn't afford for me to get braces growing up and while I could have gotten them as an adult, I chose to donate my extra funds to people who couldn't afford to have their BASIC NEEDS taken care of/hurricaine victims/battered women's shelters."

K2snow 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:44

u shoulda skull-****** her

O_W_N_E_D 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:48

haha #4 should of turn and said "Don't listen to your grandma , she'll be dead soon enough, and we can both smile at her grave with our crooked teeth"

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:14

That is so rude! I don't think the position of teeth are a bad thing! Some people look so adorable with crooked teeth! And you get used to having them. :D

shamille 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:59

sometimes it's okay to hurt people.

dickinabox 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:07

I've never had braces, and I have one crooked tooth that only sticks out ever so slightly. When I was younger, my teeth were horrendously crooked, and they managed to fix themselves. Still trying to figure that one out.