By hozzyandie - 14/12/2010 18:02 - Ireland

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
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Ninjafriends 1

That's not a toilet plunger, silly. One end is the suction cup to secure it to a smooth surface. The other end is for..... Have fun!

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Doortje 29

FYL. I would secretly steal someone else's gift. I mean, they don't like you anyway, so you've got nothing to lose..

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perdix 29

Think of it as a career opportunity! Have you seen how much plumbers make? And when your toilet is clogged with shit, there's not some 10-cent-an-hour kid in China or India that can do a damn thing about it. Of course, they also want your ass out of the office.

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FYLDeep 25

They probably figured that practical presents are the way to go. Now you have something that you'll use everyday.

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DocBastard 38

I feel privileged to be privy to this information, though it makes me feel a bit loony. Maybe I'll ask my friend John to examine my head.

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ryanst 7

privy? loony? John? My head hurts. I need to stop resting in my room and get out of the house.

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KingDingALing 9

I'm KaySL's secret santa. I'm buying him a *****, but shhh, don't tell him...

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FYLDeep 25

As if Kay needs more of those...

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KingDingALing 9

He has a collection. I wouldn't know, of course...

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torio123 27

don't worry my brother got an out of date lip gloss 

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lolsucks4u 0

Now why is this an FML? All you have to say is: "Oh hell no you wanna give me a plunger and I got you something that you would really like than you can just suck it, okay *takes gift back* oh yeah, and I'm keeping the plunger!"

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Marcelb 17

I think you're right. That would be the general idea of a "Secret" Santa. Hence the "secret"... ;)

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meteor_stream 9

You can now scream "BWAAAAHHHH!" and plunger your co-workers right in their faces :3

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