Miscellaneous: Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money....

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 03:27 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML

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By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 22:53 - Canada

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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You little…

By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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iChel413 6

Friday 2 November 2012 7:53

Sue for emotional damages (: that is not right. It could even get to the local news.

withoutapulse 2

Friday 2 November 2012 7:55

Next carnival, you should suggest that the ringleader of the paper bag incident must wear a plastic bag over their head for pledges.

Comments

Koolgirl15 0

Friday 30 November 2012 5:18

During is probably non-realistic. However you could report it to the local news, I would.

Koolgirl15 0

Friday 30 November 2012 5:22

*sueing (I hate spell check)

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 11:17

Wow, that is just horrible. I'm so sorry that happened to you, but don't let it get you down. By the sounds of it, they probably chose to do that more because it would be hilarious and something to talk about, rather than they genuinely thought it was in order. =/

Coocoo257 10

Monday 10 June 2013 4:59

Your school is terrible especially with how tough they are in bullying now!

elizacandle 29

Tuesday 3 September 2013 11:02

woow...that's horrible

dachayke 16

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:32

Why did you agree?

sbarua219 17

Monday 14 July 2014 17:38

Wow I could never imagine. Calling someone ugly in my opinion is one of the worst possible things you can say. I'm sorry OP I think you look great!

elmateo_fml 9

Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:27

The beauty of something this ****** is how much you can sue, sue hard.

NamelessFace 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 20:10

I would've ripped the thing to shreds. Congratulations, you just paid 500 bucks for strips of brown paper. Whoopee! Still better spent than your college funds!