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  MrBond007_fml  |  6

I'm really sorry, I swear I'm not a grammar nazi. Under any other circumstances I wouldn't care, but I'm genuinely curious. Was the "director an ass, but" you think? Or was the "director an ass butt. You think" (which is a little redundant, but funny)? I'm pretty sure it's the first one, but I really want it to be the second one.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

@35 In GNAnon (Grammar Nazi anonymous) you've got to stand up and declare. However, wouldn't "ass but" be redundant, and wouldn't it be "ass butt" if that's what she really meant? *runs and hides in the back of the GNAnon room*

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  wlddog  |  14

I believe 5 was referring to a Futurama gag, where bender goes to make his own, whatever, except to make it better then his friends he wants to add flapjacks (old term for pancakes) and hookers.

By  Demonfish  |  14

Prove him wrong; kiss him right there and then! That'll show him! (of course that is assuming that you're a good kisser, if not you may just embarrass yourself...) Or you could brutally murder him with a machete, that could help :)

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  Demonfish  |  14

I'm sorry, I forget that people actually take the darker aspect of my sense of humour seriously. Perhaps I should tone it down a little, perhaps I should censor my thoughts for the benefit of the squeamish, but I'm not going to, it's too much fun.

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  supportcommand  |  17

Wow. That's a bit harsh. Lets just leave the puppies alone. Strangle all the orphans you want. Nobody will miss them anyway.

By  Docbee  |  11

There are many ways! You can hand out complimentary tanks(life-sized), you could pay them to kiss you, hand out everyones' wallets... and the list goes on!

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