By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
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deviable 9

Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.

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minder97 10

hopefully some of your shit got on the guy

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belkinbra 12

You sound like a little wimp. Start drinking protein drinks and lifting weights. Same goes to your 'lineman' that weighs 200 lbs. But then again the quarterback should NEVER be hit in practice.

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jsalud 4

Small lineman haha your lucky.

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grattow96 0

You should have gone before practice and that guy should starve hi Self to lose weight

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Enslaved 36

89, why would a lineman want to lose weight? Their weight is their biggest strength..... If that's what you're trying to saying. I'm guessing here.(:

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CyonideCyns 0

I believe this was meant to say *himself* Not hi self

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CyonideCyns 0

And I agree, why would a lineman want to LOSE weight? 89 must not know much about American football.

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hazardoussmiles9 22

For a second there I thought it said 'Mudblood'.

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trentbuchanan 0

200 hundred pounds??? That's an average size running back where I'm from.

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hewdud 0

200 pounds isn't rly that big of a guy...

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Joshoa123 16

What a shitty situation.

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Enslaved 36

Ahhh.... Normally your comments are funny. Win some, lose some.

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Joshoa123 16

I think I'm out of it, its been days since i thought of something witty. My life is now meaningless.

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ohmandapants 16

Really? 200 pounds running at you full speed isn't that heavy? And yes, the speed makes a difference.

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kathuzada 6

Yes, I know I have had heavier weight fall on me when I was in middle school. No poop was involved.

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