Miscellaneous: Today, at college, I asked the girl who usually sits next to... - FML

By kevinfmls - 16/01/2016 03:27 - United States - Reston

Today, at college, I asked the girl who usually sits next to me if she wanted to team up on our latest assignment. She gave me a disgusted look, said "Um, I'm MARRIED. Creep." and walked away. Seriously, what the fuck? FML

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kevinfmls 12

Wednesday 30 March 2016 19:23

I haven't seen this until almost 3 months later! Thanks for the support, turns out she was LYING about being married and just wanted to not work with me in the most obvious way.

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dman798 18

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:15

Maybe she didn't hear you right? You can only hope

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:18

Wow she's full of herself. You definitely dodged a bullet not pairing with her OP.

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The666Ghost 17

Sunday 10 April 2016 14:18

I hate bitch's like this, so full of her self. Someone needs to knock her off her ******* pedestal.

JackFaire 27

Saturday 7 May 2016 8:38

I am bi-sexual that's when I play up the "Honey if I was interested in breaking up your marriage I would be talking to your husband not you'

Redheadedshedevi 2

Monday 1 August 2016 22:38

She needs to get her head out of her ass and look around. Not everything is about her.

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