By egc573 - 24/06/2012 23:39 - United States - Fullerton

Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML
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egc573 40

You guys are great. If I was broken up about this at all, I'd feel much better from a lot of the comments. I'd been flirting with this guy for a while, and this was the coldest he'd ever been to me. He met my friend that very night and wanted to get laid is all. But joke's on him--the friend's engaged! As for the whole maybe my friend told the joke better thing, it's not the kind of joke that needs a bunch of buildup and then a big punchline. It was more of a sarcastic comment-type thing. She didn't tell it any better than I did.

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Goddess_Rummy 13

Well now you know they are superficial and not worth your time. You can find better.

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SkoomaKi 27

Classic douchebag: Thinking with the dick.

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Lilybugg16 5

It's ok I'm pretty sure your pretty. If I were you id walk up to him smack him upside the head and tell him he's a real fat ass jerk

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emilyrose72 0

Uh ohh.. Time to find a new crush? Sorry..

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nvo 6

He is clearly not worth your time. You should think about other ways to talk to (the next) guy though ... jokes are SO middle school!

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nhewitt02 6

Maybe, and I'm being optimistic here, but maybe since you were at a party, he was super drunk that hour later...and you know when you're drunk, things often seem a lot funnier than they are. So maybe he just didn't find the joke funny until he was drunk enough to laugh at anything!

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gravygecko 2

How dare he be attracted to someone else more than he was attracted to you? The absolute nerve of that guy! Seriously though, I could see being upset if you told a funnier joke, but you guys told the exact same joke. Of course it is going to get a better response coming from a model. That's how life works.

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LetMeSleep 0

What was the joke? If it helps you feel better I'll laugh lol

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Rachopacho 9

maybe he is shy.......................... no. but yeah, maybe he was drunk an hour later, therefore he found it funnier?

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daps29 11

Damn i feel sorry for you...i hate douches like that >.>

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