By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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taylorzgoines 16

well maybe not 100%

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inolongercare 19

Obviously you aren't "100% heterosexual make" if you are willing to do that in your drunken state

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Denny1988 19

getting drunk doesn't make you gay, after all drunk words are sober thoughts, or in your case drunk acts are sober desires

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xapocxbiggunx 4

One does not simply suck d$#% then continue to call themselves heterosexual.

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janfleury 19

Maybe just maybe you need to cut back on drinking.

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otecasacid 22

So this hyper politically correct website is in agreement that you deserved to essentially rape yourself? Bare min sexual assault. Stay classy sjw fml

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otecasacid 22

Like honestly, if op was a female, and gave someone a blacked out ********; I guarantee the entire comment section would be screaming : wow he assaulted you call the police! Backwards ass feminists

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tosdyke 16

...well, on the bright side since you blew your 100%, you also reduced your chances of leaving the bar alone...

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