Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said...

By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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By NotYourTracy - 30/10/2018 13:30

Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have aids?" FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 08:28 - Australia

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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SpunkT 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. ******* get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty.

collegegirl8 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:55

YDI, how in the world could you think that they were hitting on you?

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monzie94 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:20

ew your mean :)

efftthhiiss 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:44

how does "please consider us on your way out" sound like hitting on you? you're a complete dumbass.

dallas22 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:32

#11- most people asking for AIDS donations are doing so for AIDS research and education. There's a good chance those two men didn't even have the disease.

vt_mruhlin 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:24

THEY deserved it. Bunch of bums wanting a handout because they were too lazy to use a condom...

jesseheath 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:33

i agree with #1 that doesnt even sound like they were hitting on you. you are an arrogant bitch.

lifesuck_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:26

That's what you get when you're such a selfish bitch. YDI

rmm 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:30

Yet another FML which is caused by people being needlessly rude! Even if they were hitting on you, there is no need to be so mean and rude... YDI

Duckasaurus 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:32

Wow YDI so much. And #12, Jesus Christ! Condoms can break, and birth control can fail. Also it can be passed through from mother to child.

smashyy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:32

That's just messed up. Look before you speak. YDI.

nomadxx7 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:41

@11 "maybe all the people dissing her on here should take a second and put themselves in her shoes." I'm a man and would love to get catcalls, sexual harassed, etc. I'm a good looking young man and in today's society a girl can't ask a man out or she is the one who plays hard to get. I can never be in her shoes since society makes it so that I have to do the chasing and such. Give me a couple years of the catcalls, ass slaps, etc and I'll report back to you. But at this current date I don't think I'd give to ***** if some ugly betty or hot milf or 5 armed girl decided to make some sexual pass at me. I'd probably smile and thank them and go on my way.