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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 22:43 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

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mojo_jojo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:28

Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

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caught22 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:45

she might be april fooling you back.

dRo1889 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:47

you probably are gay

noele299 0

Friday 3 April 2009 6:22

hahahaahahhhhahah

Kr00ked 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:47

hah I tryed that a while back and my dad kicked me out untill I told him it was a joke

platypusrex256 2

Friday 3 April 2009 22:58

i dont understand the joke of being gay =(

3daysgrace 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:08

wow lol. that must have hurt

theoneforgotten 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:34

You told them this at 1:18 in the morning?

yesbutnotyou 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:04

heeheehee. she could have been joking dude. so are you actually gay? if so, this worked out well for you!

dfarrey 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:00

I actually had an idea that was just like this story, only backwards. If there's ever a gay guy that wants to come out of the closet, but is afraid of how someone will act: do it on April Fool's day. If all goes well - hooray! If they react badly - April fools! I actually thought this was a horrible idea, but every single person I told it to said it was brilliant. Also, I thought of it near the end of April Fool's Day, so I couldn't try it out for myself.

jewboy92 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:27

That's terrible!! I'm so sorry... I can sympathize with you at least! I was taking piano lessons and my mom was like, "David, I hope that taking lessons with that gay teacher isn't wearing off on you. You're not gay, right??" Ugh. Lol...