Miscellaneous: Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 22:43 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

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mojo_jojo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:28

Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

Comments

WFMS 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:57

Well gay people are cool

dandlyon 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:16

roflomg im soooo sorrry. D:

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:33

HAHAAHAHAHAH

fsu4life 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:35

Hahaha learn to bring girls to your house fag

Zakkie_1987 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:03

wtf?! not everyone has to be into licking an open wound that bleeds for 7 days, and DOESN'T DIE, as well as not having a way to clean the interior "visitors lounge" without using a sterilized douche to ensure hygiene is accomplished. at least a dick can be washed externally, and an ass (that 80% of "straight" blokes shove their cocks into)only has remains of what has been consumed as most toxins actually leave via the urine.

loveyahun 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:32

Hey, if you was really gay, be happy that she would accept you. :)

dman5 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:44

fail. dumb ass

hanoha 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 23:15

ydi for acting gay but not knowing

Djosef_fml 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 20:34

''Mom, I'm lesbian... And I got another girl pregnant. -Wait, what? O.o'' ^ Now that's April fools material. ^

moms_mistake 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:29

so what exactly are you complaining about? that you're parents accept you or that they've known for a while but let you come out on your own time? because, seems to me like you've got some pretty great parents.