Miscellaneous: Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries....

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By brokeasajoke - 01/11/2013 12:58 - United States - El Reno

Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only 4 hours to go until I get off. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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Senseless_487 29

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:11

It sounds like that wasn't the only tip he wanted to give you.

unidentifieduser 23

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:11

At least you got a tip! Right..?

Comments

worf_fml 5

Friday 9 May 2014 8:18

well how much did he give you

brandoneyez1 25

Friday 9 May 2014 10:03

You may have just become someone's eye candy!

WeskersSexslave 15

Friday 9 May 2014 12:08

Well then. Looks like he wanted to give you the tip ;)

mybubbles2000 13

Friday 9 May 2014 17:00

Well that was one hell of a tip.

Verity101 10

Friday 9 May 2014 19:52

Gross. Been there though, SOME men seem to think they have a right to touch a woman they like. I think they need to ******* learn some manners, **** the patriachy. *hugs&cookies*

CyberGothic 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:09

Patriarchy is the figment of paranoid imagination

funzoneplanet 7

Friday 9 May 2014 21:47

That's sexual harassment

CyberGothic 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:08

Why in the world would you let anyone under any circumstances slip their hands into your pockets? Note: the *only* ones that can do that are police, and you're already cuffed and bent over the hood/trunk of a police unit. And even that is debatable.