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I dont tjink they would trick him into marrying the wrong twin.. they would have to divorce and then marry the right twin!

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Not actually true. He can only marry the one he has a marriage license with, so even if they did do that the marriage would be void.

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Well they could switch on purpose to be funny, having the wrong sister in the dress. You never know, they could be nuts.

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OK in case they do a dress swap, doubtful as a wedding is too important for jokes like that, do something else like clip her pinky nail on her left hand really short. that way when you put the ring on, you can check ;-) but if she gets her nails done the day of that won't work. . . clip the sisters nail! hahaha who cars what her nails look like. your screwed OP, good luck!!

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Exactly, when you sign the marriage cert, just make sure the name you are signing as your wife is right... Sides you now have an excuse to be romantic with the wrong one too :o

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In most western countries, the ceremony is just for show anyway. Most people don't understand that a wedding is just a big ritualistic party to celebrate the marriage, but the marriage itself is only valid if and when you sign the contract documents. Frankly, your best man could be in the dress and give the vows, and at the end of the day you would still be married to whoever signed the marriage licence.

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#107 I dont understand why I got so many down votes. I thought it was a funny idea. :-) ....sounds like I should watch that episode.

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Ambush the wrong twin with a permanent marker closer to the wedding. Either the mark itself or the scrub marks should last long enough for you tell the difference between them and get through the ceremony. Edit: nevermind someone beat me to it lol

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You don't have to be the one touching yourself for it to be masturbation, as far as I know, someone else doing the work for you is also called masturbation. As far as self-masturbation goes, just because someone has your DNA identical to you doesn't mean that they are essentialy you, since the environment, epigenetics, psychology- all those things make that person completely different at the same time.

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Lol I know eh!? I was definitely thinking everybody would be thumbing it down like crazy...looks like there are still people out there who have a good sense of humor, with a bit of a kinky side ;)

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Identical twins have the exact same DNA, however things like finger prints are different. Fraternal twins have 50/50 just like any normal brother or sister. Of course the environment and experiences do make a difference for identical twins.

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247, you are very wrong. While the DNA that determines physical features is very similar, all the rest is very very different.

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Technically, it's only really incest if they touch each other. There could easily be a threesome with no incest involved so long as they both focus on him...

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While she's sleeping mark your bride with a permanent marker on the back of her neck, behind her ear...now u have a small discrete marker to tell who she is...anytime u need to know fake a neck rub

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@#14 Great idea but permanent marker comes off after a few showers. OP could take his fiancé to get a manicure/acrylic nails. It takes a lightsaber to pry those things off outside the salon. You'll know the one with the nice nails is your fiancé.

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#158 What would stop the other twin from getting the same manicure? They would probably do that on purpose.

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Permanent markers rub out after a while. I'm always trying to give a beauty spot on my left middle finger a twin on the right

Reminds me of that episode if the office where Michael marks his Asian girlfriend with an expo marker because she looks like the other Asian girls

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For some reason I was thinking of the one where Dwight was going to have him mark Jans baby so no one could steal it.

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