Miscellaneous: Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me.... - FML

By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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The betrayal

By jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

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Movie night

By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 27 June 2016 23:25

Hopefully it was a horror movie. No one will hear their screams... Now you just need to figure out how to get rid of the bodies.

ALittleFreak 15

Monday 27 June 2016 23:25

Spend the rest of the movie throwing popcorn at their heads. Just kidding you're better than that. That's garbage man, ditch them both.

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ROTFLMAOLDM 13

Tuesday 28 June 2016 5:11

And 2 more people added to the curb. One due to cheating and the other for being a lying backstabbing jerk. Sorry this happened OP.

faireanjell 5

Tuesday 28 June 2016 5:34

Hope you poured your soda their heads before dumping both their ratchet asses

gtaagent2 2

Tuesday 28 June 2016 6:29

Invite them both over for dinner and give them red wine but pour cyonide in their red wine because it hides the scent

nmrhog 15

Tuesday 28 June 2016 10:38

And then deal with the bodies and cops sniffing around when they are reported missing and him with no alibi.

heirofhope 38

Tuesday 28 June 2016 7:30

People are such garbage. What idiots, both of them. Refuse to go, then go see the same movie, at the same theatre, at the same time? You're clearly better off without them, with an IQ score like that, they would have just weighed you down. I know you're probably hurting, and I'm sorry, but celebrate the fact that now there's room for the people who will treat you right to step on in.

kakarot26 7

Tuesday 28 June 2016 7:47

comes a time for better friends

johnbooger 19

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:00

i can feel the pain friend. rough times but at these times they make us stronger and we learn what it means to be human. its an unfair and cruel world that no one should experience. i wish you the best of luck and hope happiness follows.

howdmynosego 12

Tuesday 28 June 2016 14:00

Change your contact name to a girl and call him

Ise_fml 6

Tuesday 28 June 2016 14:52

OP!!!!!!!! What happened next???

Xkillz302 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:32

rule #1 on the bros code you don't date a bros,girl even after they broken up

AnnonoymsFMLuser 4

Tuesday 28 June 2016 19:25

Tell her it's ok that she cheated on you because your doing the same make her feel hurt aswell

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