Miscellaneous: Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop,...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 00:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By justabitembarrassed - 07/10/2012 14:20 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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By Magicfml - 05/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Toledo

Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML

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You deserved it 1 028

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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You deserved it 42 014

By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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By Username - 21/07/2011 11:14 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

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By dogmom - 16/07/2012 20:51 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML

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Ayy Macarena

By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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You deserved it 3 057

What's that sound?

By Ihavethickthighs - 07/09/2017 16:00

Today, and for the past week, my boyfriend joined me on my walks. He's recently gotten into photography and is now intent on tracking down a rare bird that he never sees but always hears. I don't have the heart to tell him that it's the sound of my thighs rubbing together. FML

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wheresthesafety 31

Thursday 28 January 2016 11:32

Um... Your boyfriend is awesome.

MisterEx 28

Thursday 28 January 2016 11:34

Smooth. But .. Are you ok Annie?

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FranckGonzalz 16

Friday 29 January 2016 0:42

He definitely sounds like a cool guy.

scottishoatmeal 22

Friday 29 January 2016 1:48

I would love to see this

Distantsoul 8

Friday 29 January 2016 2:20

Are you ok?

Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Friday 29 January 2016 2:28

Sorry but that's ******* hilarious

murph_fml 21

Friday 29 January 2016 4:37

Pretty cool, as long as he isn't a "childcare enthusiast".

heathersamommy 13

Friday 29 January 2016 5:03

Your boyfriend is my new favorite human

Doubledimp 23

Friday 29 January 2016 5:31

Pretty much sounds like boyfriend goals.

Dexter83_fml 17

Friday 29 January 2016 7:03

Sounds like your boyfriend wants to be startin something

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Friday 29 January 2016 8:39

Haha that is awesome!!!

cmac86 23

Friday 29 January 2016 9:05

Calm down Billie Jean. He seems pretty awesome.

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Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

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Same thing different taste

Noise annoys

Ayy Macarena

What's that sound?

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