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104, when Noor said apostrophes were meant for a reason, she meant apostrophes. You know. Like on it's and you're or our's, those little floaty commas. Not asterisks. Which are the little stars you used. Did you miss that day in 4th grade where they taught us what they were used for?.

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158- Clearly #104 was using the asterisks to draw attention to the word "didn't" in which he hasn't used an apostrophe in an attempt to make Noor mad. Poor attempt, however.

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I suppose it would be a lot of pressure having to stay on my level, Doc. You're wise in avoiding such a daunting undertaking, for being my equal is no task for the faint of heart. I think you could do it though; I believe in you!

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Doc, my mom's friend is an ER doctor and shared a funny story: a few mos ago a man came in the ER complaining of severe abdominal pain. They had x rays done and it showed an entire Barbie doll shoved up his ass. The Barbie's arms were pointed upwards over her head. When he was asked "why" His excuse was "I was playing Barbies with my daughter, and she must have set it on the couch right before I sat down."

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Teleportation is a common misconception about our people. We cannot teleport. We can, however, move very quickly, thereby giving the illusion of teleportation.

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