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FML - The follow-up

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

DOCMONROE Say more :
OP HERE! FIRST LET ME SAY…VERY PUNNY GUYS. NOW LET'S CLEAR THINGS UP A BIT. THE CONVERSATION WAS MOSTLY TEXT AND STARTED LIKE THIS… ME: I NEED TO ASK YOU A FEW WEIRD, UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS. HER: OK…? ME: ARE YOU GOING TO BREAST FEED? HER: PROBABLY THE FIRST MONTH. ME: AND QUIT AFTER? HER: PROBABLY. WHY? ME: NOW IT'S GOING TO GET WEIRD…HOW MUCH WOULD IT STRAIN OUR FRIENDSHIP IF I ASKED TO BUT YOUR BREAST MILK? ME: HELLO? DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD. THEN I GOT A PHONE CALL… HER: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! NEEDLESS TO SAY, SHE WASN'T SOLD ON THE IDEA…YET. AND FOR ALL OF THE ONES WHO THINK IT'S WEIRD, Y'ALL NEED TO BREATH A LITTLE. BREAST MILK IS WHAT MOST WHEY PROTEINS TRY TO MIMIC. IT'S 38 g CARBS, 32 g PROTEIN, 15 g FAT (PERFECT RATIO BEING 40, 35, 15). THE FATS BREAK DOWN EASIER AND THE PROTEIN IS EASIER TO ABSORB. PLUS IT HAS ALL THE ANTIBODIES AND HGH YOU COULD ASK FOR. NOT TO MENTION IT'S ONE OF THE FEW WAYS TO ACTUALLY ABSORB CALCIUM (THE STUFF YOU GET IN THE STORES IS A WASTE IF MONEY). SO CALL IT WEIRD…OR DEDICATED. EITHER WAY. ARNOLD HIMSELF USED THE STUFF AND HE HAD A 57 in CHEST. IF IT TAKES BOOBIES TO GET BOOBIES THEN BOOBIES IT IS!
By DOCMONROE / Monday 30 September 2013 22:51 / United States - Marion
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By  Lemurcat  |  22

Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.

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  Examine  |  11

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  ElizabethNL93  |  20

There are actually places where women who pump more breast milk than they need/use can donate it. Of course, they get tested for diseases and such, and if they are healthy, then they can donate. I'm sure you could go online and find a website that gives/sells it. That being said, see a therapist, OP.

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  jw90  |  20

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  hamburgerjung  |  20

That's gonna be the next question: By the way... this sounds creepy too, but I've heard it's only really good, if it's fresh... So... Would you be so kind to lift your shirt? :D

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  nightowl713  |  14

OP needs to understand just what exactly he is asking her to do. If she isn't planning on breast feeding after the first month, unless you are paying REALLY well, it isn't worth the pain she will go through. Breast feeding is an extremely uncomfortable and often times painful act, even just using a pump. She will have to continue buying pads for her bras, pay for containers to store it in, and take at least 20-30 minutes a pumping session away from her day. And besides all of that, it's pretty weird.

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  mangoboy1  |  45

He has his own goals. While I personally don't like the look of most anyone bigger than Arnold, I do respect their bodies because I know how hard it is to get there.

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  UnluckyGenius  |  14

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