Transportation: Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By Jack.mercado - 19/03/2016 16:58 - United States

Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML

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By copper - 30/01/2011 02:20 - United States

Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 16:07

That drives me crazy when people solo drive in the multi-passenger lanes.

SirObvious 1

Friday 16 September 2011 16:08

If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

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champjb 0

Friday 16 September 2011 17:29

I hate those people. I get on the line so i can block em

tildoorf84 7

Friday 16 September 2011 18:21

you're an IDIOT, deserved it....

Daralea 21

Friday 16 September 2011 18:45

Yea :( I too hate it when I break the law and get caught. Life is just so unfair!!

leadman1989 15

Friday 16 September 2011 18:46

Haha I speed consistently, so do the other people that drive this route if I get pulled over who's to blame? ME!!! YDI.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 16 September 2011 19:09

1-800-report-a-bastard?

dailydreamer 0

Friday 16 September 2011 19:56

If they all jumped off a bridge, would you do it too, hmm?

BloodyDraven 0

Friday 16 September 2011 20:24

YDI for getting caught, and you need to lead by example, not follow others, I on the other hand flip em off if I see them, and make it obvious

Awahso 25

Friday 16 September 2011 20:28

Not criminal..more of just rude.

itsimpossible 0

Friday 16 September 2011 21:38

whats that

fmlmoderate 6

Friday 16 September 2011 22:22

You would be taken more seriously if you could learn to spell.

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Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

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Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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