Transportation: Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in...

By tampondealer - 09/11/2009 18:42 - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 10:58 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML

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By Ya - 10/05/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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By tal - 22/08/2012 09:57 - France

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

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By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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sjx 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:47

Why the hell does everyone care so much about womens' personal hygiene? Everyone cares about who shaves what, and now it's "gross" to use a ******* pad? Back the **** off.

meaganliz 0

Monday 9 November 2009 23:35

I'd say you should have used tampons, but TSA would probably mistake those for syringes.

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theedeevaa 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:23

Where do you get the "jumbo pads" anymore? I only see tampons and thin pads down the "feminine aisle". I guess Canada still offers them.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 10 November 2009 18:10

Wal-mart has every size of pad imaginable. It's almost funny how many kinds there are.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:07

You still could've flown, since they probably had WIIIIIIINGS

scarlett361 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 15:53

hahaha! omg. ok that was a good one.

eclibrarylover 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:55

One of the best comments I've ever read.

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:15

I bet the security people felt stupid as they were furiously rummaging through ur jumbo pads

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:19

meanwhile, some else who had drugs stuffed up her crotch walked away without a trace :/

Flutist 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 10:24

That's stupid. Period. I mean I travel once a month and I am never stopped. They need to stop cramping your style. Love, mother nature

maruchan 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 17:05

So you decided that it would be OK to ignore the "arrive at the airport 90 minutes before departure" advisement? YDI

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 10 November 2009 18:07

Haha WIN.

GreenDayRHCP 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:55

why does this FML have a period after "FML"?

BeautifulColours 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 21:28

Why not?

sugar_407 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:05

YDI for wearing those diapers. get tampons.

kissthesky 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:20

Damn that's a lot of cocaine...probably $35-$40,000 worth of it considering 1 oz is worth about a grand. (I'm not a drug dealer..I just know a few cops plus watch Police Women of Broward County)