Love: Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands...

By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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By Innocence - 13/02/2015 17:33 - United States - Amelia

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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theatregurl 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 1:50

when I first read this I read it as "tried to sleep with my husbands" it took me a while to realize she was talking about 1 person... I think this is exactly the reason apostrophies were invented

AfterCloudia 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 0:16

Wow seriously? Just because he accidentally hit her in the face? Real shallow if you ask me =/ there are worst things in a marriage than accidentally getting elbowed in the face.

Comments

BrotherTheo 31

Tuesday 15 February 2011 22:19

Hurm perhaps he should be checked for Sleep Apnea? Does he also stop breathing when he sleeps?

MsKittyKatWeber 10

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:03

I'd bet she would love it if he did. After many sleepless nights you begin to wish some awful things!

romano07 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 22:23

just punch him back tonight! >=]

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 15 February 2011 22:26

Damn right... I've been elbowed in the nose before, and smacked across the face all while my (then) boyfriend was sleeping. Maybe he was dreaming? I don't know.

Lisa89 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 22:46

If he snores so bad don't sleep right next to him!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 15 February 2011 22:52

That might harm the relationship, though. I mean, I can understand where you're coming from; we all need our sleep. But there are ways to solve the problem apart from sleeping in a separate room or something. I haven't tried them, but I heard those nose strips work. As for the issue of him whacking her in the face, get a bigger bed? I've got nothing.

KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 15 February 2011 23:21

Or she could tie him up. That's a win-win because the OP will get some sleep and then when they wake up, they can have kinky sex!

caramelluv 0

Friday 18 February 2011 6:39

it's fml not solvemyproblems.con

dreamer1015 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 23:13

Been there! I get elbowed in the face all the time.

BloodyHeel 8

Tuesday 15 February 2011 23:36

That's a shame.

jess2gd4u 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:56

yeah it sux. the wost i got was a punch in the face when my hubby rolled over. ooouch. lol

blackbird31 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 23:29

it's called a divorce...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 15 February 2011 23:33

Really? No... I'd rather keep who I'm with. I love him and I'm not going to dump him just because he (sometimes) snores. I'm no longer with the flailing guy, so that's not a problem. There are ways to solve the issue... why would you suggest divorce? I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels that's inappropriate.

wifey28wx 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 23:54

this FML sucks...whats happening with the mods these days?

AfterCloudia 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 0:16

Wow seriously? Just because he accidentally hit her in the face? Real shallow if you ask me =/ there are worst things in a marriage than accidentally getting elbowed in the face.