Love: Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands...

By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By atsukobo - 10/03/2012 06:04 - United States

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By Innocence - 13/02/2015 17:33 - United States - Amelia

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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theatregurl 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 1:50

when I first read this I read it as "tried to sleep with my husbands" it took me a while to realize she was talking about 1 person... I think this is exactly the reason apostrophies were invented

AfterCloudia 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 0:16

Wow seriously? Just because he accidentally hit her in the face? Real shallow if you ask me =/ there are worst things in a marriage than accidentally getting elbowed in the face.

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InsaneGenius 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:37

My husband is a snorer also. It's so loud that sometimes it actually sounds like a chainsaw! I used to never get any sleep, but I realized I could make him roll over on his left side and it stops, until he rolls on his back again.

InsaneGenius 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:39

Oops, that wasn't finished! i roll him over without him even waking up. I just gently push him and tell him to roll over. I don't know if this works, but I read that a snorer should take a sip of mineral oil before going to bed to help prevent snoring. It lubes up the passageway.

Asario 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:10

he wanted to make himself feel good about hos tiny penis by sticking his gargantuan elbow in your mouth. SUCK THAT BITCH!

SkateElement44 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:12

She deserved it? Why was she sleeping and not making him a sandwich? Unless they moved the bed into the kitchen...

sexycountrygirl0 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:18

my bf does that to me every night. fml

Yankeebby69 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 7:00

30- i surely do hope you're kidding.

HappyCynic 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 7:14

30- lmao XD

MsKittyKatWeber 10

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:01

Welcome to the club! My man does that too.

raineyrain 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:51

my husband snores at times and rolls over me. I have to push him off of me. I get so frustrated cuz its a nightly thing, sleep, get pushed or bumped into, then full on roll over. i know how you feel