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By SnowyConcussion - / Wednesday 23 December 2009 14:30 / United States
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  seanreddog  |  4

I'm mister white Christmas. I'm mister snow. I'm mister icicle. I'm mister ten below. Friends call me snow miser. Whatever I touch, Turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much.

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  seanreddog  |  4

I'm mister green Christmas. I'm mister sun. I'm mister heat blister. I'm mister hundred and one. They call me heat miser Whatever I touch, Starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much!

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  Dante_Nakura  |  0

Where the fuck are your hands? I assume you lost them in some kind of freak hair straightening accident so here are some alternatives. --Method one-- Step one: Hold bag of salt firmly in teeth. Step two: Shake head like a dog. Step three: Admire handiwork. Step four: Go back to being a useless bitch. --Method two-- Step one: Fly to Japan. Step two: Talk to a Sensei about your problem. Step three: Take years to learn to use your feet like Jackie Chan in that one movie. Step four: Beat that bully in a karate fight. Step five: Wait I mean salt the driveway your own damn self. In all seriousness this is why women are down-trodden historically and why they continue to be paid less. There are plenty of women who can handle themselves and give women a good name. Then there are people like you. People who ruin the bell curve and make men think that women suck. Stop being lame.

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  alexFYL  |  11

Why don't men cook and do the dishes then? In households like this (or it sounds like at least), there is still "mens work" and "womens work". In my house, because my boyfriend just can't seem to do the dishes right and his idea of cooking is ramen, I do those things. Also laundry, because he puts in too much soap, can't fold, and doesn't hang. In return, he does the yard work and any "handy" stuff that needs done around the house. don't get on her case and call her all sorts of names when if it was the man whining about the dishes not being done people here would be saying "get your wife to do it". (for the record, after 4 days of nagging, I would probably punch my BF in the gut, ask him how to do it and then do it myself, and then do something else super spiteful so he hates the next week or so of his life. merry christmas!:)

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  fudrick  |  0

#93... "if it was the man whining about the dishes not being done people here would be saying "get your wife to do it"." Are you too dumb to realize that people who say things like that are trolls?

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  osellr  |  0

#93 I would dump you...not because you punched me, but because you're dumb enough to have to ask how to throw a handful of salt on the ground.

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I understand your point...the fact of it is though, no one is going to get hurt if things aren't cleaned correctly or laundry isn't done wrong. And most likely dinner won't hurt anyone too bad. However, salting the driveway obviously proved to be something that can hurt if not done. I understand her want of her husband or father-in-law to do it, but the fact that she waited 4 days and it didn't happen, she should have taken it on herself...if she had, she wouldn't have fallen. YDI

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  TheTruth1428  |  0

Exactly. You spent 4 days bitching when you could have been out there salting it. Don't even try to pull the "It's a man's job to do that" either. If a guy made a thread saying "My wife didn't make me a sandwich for 4 days. I then made one myself a choked. FML." You would call him sexist. YDI for being a lazy ass.

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  Aoifexzx  |  3

the FML is in the end it wasnt her husband who offered it was the father in law

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