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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 14:03 - United States - Charlotte

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

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Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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Saintly 2

Monday 24 August 2015 0:10

I don't think you should do that position again.

OysterPearls 33

Monday 24 August 2015 1:04

Lots of people. A guy was harrassing my friend once at school, touching her after her repeatedly telling him not to, and she clocked him right in the dick.

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TCRII 29

Monday 24 August 2015 4:21

Gently take hold of his balls and wake him up. Then say "betcha my squeeze would hurt more than your punch - wanna find out?"

Death_The_Kid15 20

Monday 24 August 2015 4:38

Everybody is going crazy saying to hit him in the dick, and not realizing he actually DIDN'T hit OP, most likely meaning it was just a joke.

tw124331 13

Monday 24 August 2015 5:38

Well of course it was a joke. But not the most romantic or touching thing to say after sex.

Aimeejasmine 15

Monday 24 August 2015 23:16

Really? Just because he didn't actually do it doesn't mean there's nothing wrong here, hence why this is on FML.. A romantic partner is someone you're supposed to trust wholeheartedly, you can't say crazy stuff like that to OP when they're most vulnerable (about to sleep)

codybutler03 5

Monday 24 August 2015 4:48

probably not love you need op. sorry but there's plenty of other guys out there.

lesliehalverson 5

Monday 24 August 2015 4:50

Who the **** uses the wrong "their"

Tannasgh 22

Monday 24 August 2015 5:01

It's disturbing to me as a male that another male would even think something like that much less say it.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 August 2015 5:05

hint that when he falls asleep, you could become Loraina Hobbit and theres nothing he could do about it

teechur 15

Monday 24 August 2015 5:09

Dude threatens to punch me in bed, his next two words will be spoken from the other side of the door. Seriously if it literally scared you, get out. Now.