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By  sunkissedluster  |  35

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  geko911  |  35

1 - Bring your sister back, she was so much funnier than you, moreover, she wasn't a self centered prick but what do I know.. ( actually have no idea who said sister is but I can't figure out how some one could be even more stupid than you..)

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  Erzebet_fml  |  35

#14, #17, #26 - what do you guys expect from someone who doesn't "do weed" cuz she's too busy "getting wasted on the real shit." No wonder she doesn't like Doc. He's actually remotely intelligent.

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  Nilla_Please  |  35

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  clarke7792  |  35

is this a social site? i just come here to look at peoples shitty lives so i can feel better about mine, but yall niggas r serious up in this bitch, yall know eachother by fuckin name!

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  pradip  |  35

She adores Perdix, Noor, Keevarou, Every1luvsboners, KaySL and MercyFML. Where are you guys, come and rescue her, it's not fair to let her get bombarded.

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  DocBastard  |  35

Keevarou and Boners are MIA, and Mercy is long gone. I killed KaySL, dismembered her, and buried her body parts in 17 different countries. That's the only way I could be sure that damned psycho never came back.

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  Charleybelle  |  35

Can I just say that I love this entire thread? After she posted an incredibly stupid comment I read her description that bashes like the most intelligent commenters and says THEY'RE the morons? What the hell... I don't "do weed" hahah

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  KaySL  |  35

#71: Nice try Doc, but when you murder, ritually disembowel, dismember, bury, then exhume and incinerate the remaining giblets of an FML commenter, you'd best be goddamned sure they're ACTUALLY dead and not just faking it! As for Sunkissedluster, well she can go fuck herself even more senseless with an oversized dildo, frankly.

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  sens3sfailing  |  35

Damn it! my contract with the carrier pigeons just ran out. I gotta go call Mike Tyson. furthermore. I'd hate to be the asshole to say it, okay I love it, but sunkissed either needs to do one of 3 things. 1: most preferably, delete their account. 2: Just stop fucking commenting. 3: Learn from pradip and actually learn from your mistakes and make good comments later on (long shot). i prefer this sister because while the other one was a dumbass, she also thought everyone was a creeper for responding to her dumbass statements and was just part of that whole, "swag or ur a hater" thing and i just cant stand that.

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  Sputnikspak  |  41

My partner knows back rubs make me feel awesome (he's trained in massage therapy, and because I have Lupus, my back muscles like to seize up on me from time to time). Just need a massage bar from Lush (probably NOT the glittery one - but they're perfect, not too greasy like oil, WON'T stain the sheets), work her entire back, and then switch to OTHER parts of her body, and turn it INTO sex. ;) It feels pretty good to get a good leg massage. And breast massage. Also? Ask her what she wants you to do. Communication during AND dialogue outside of sex is pretty important.

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  joshiepo0  |  36

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  fmlforreal92  |  35

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  sens3sfailing  |  35

I like a girl who I love. I dated a girl my friends thought was I attractive. I loved her so she was the most beautiful girl in the world. Couldn't care less what cup size or how tight she is.

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