Love: Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better...

By sucker - 26/09/2012 17:07 - United States - Milton

Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML

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Yeah, just blame me!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

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By ex-wife - 25/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 01:59

Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By Hm - 08/02/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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Time for a change

By Anonymous - 15/05/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me our entire relationship, texting and messaging on social media asking to have relations with multiple women. I just moved to a new city with him, consolidated most of my big items, and we are supposed to move into our new apartment in 4 days. I don't know what to do. FML

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Regrets, I've had a few…

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 00:02

Today, I found out my husband cheated on me two months after our wedding (and two days before my birthday). The worst part is that he's my high school sweetheart and we've been together for 8 years. I should've known not to marry him, considering he cheated on me with his friend's mom. Now I miss a guy I never dated. FML

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nerobluerose 10

Wednesday 26 September 2012 23:00

Kill them both and burry the bodies in a corn field, no one will find then in a cornfield.

lovepandorasaver 11

Wednesday 26 September 2012 23:03

Take the house and do things to make her move

Comments

BloodFaerie 21

Thursday 27 September 2012 9:26

I know this is going to lead to comments of "Oh, you Americans love to sue..." but seriously, I'm sure you could think of several ways to sue your neighbour (and probably the husband, if you like) so as to help you afford to move....

fyreprincess 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:34

I am so sorry. start saving your pennies, make a plan and follow thru on it. good luck op!

charlesPscene 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:59

Kill them. Kill them all.

mosquito19 14

Thursday 27 September 2012 13:26

you should super glue his balls to his legs

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Thursday 27 September 2012 14:12

I would have whipped my husbands ass. Thank goodness this girl is single. :)

etoilenuit 15

Thursday 27 September 2012 14:24

Kick him out and kick her ass. Problem solved!

The_F3rris 11

Thursday 27 September 2012 14:36

Pop her balloons!

Djlj 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 14:44

YDI Your husband is to blame. He was the one who made a commitment to you. If you are going to forgive him you should forgive her for falling for all the lines he fed her. She never made a commitment to you. She fell for the bullshit your loving husband said about you not understanding his needs.