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By danam / Tuesday 5 July 2011 02:38 / Canada
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  kyleinsane  |  0

FUCK

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  enonymous  |  8

Add in some crystal meth and this a average wednesday night for me... very chill nothing crazy

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  Keyman1212  |  14

I think you meant, "you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind..." Yeah, the safety dance. That's an Animal Biology Lab ritual, it is played every time before class, to remind us to be safe!

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  ambowew  |  7

Retardedbullfrog, I believe they were talking about the OP. You were quick to point out they were wrong, so it's only fair to point out that you missed getting my gender right. Better luck next time.

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  Keyman1212  |  14

What's wrong with Americans? There would hardly be an entertainment industry in the world without America! And don't say, well my country has Blah, blah, blah... I bet you listen to American music and watch Hollywood films, and enjoy our porn industry. Yeah, Americans indeed.

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Who actually watches the sunset anymore? Yanno, peeping toms are considered to be sex offenders. Then again so are exhibitionist. Remind me not to move to your neighborhood, seems to be full of sex offenders. :p

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Just joking around and pointing out that both parties can be charged as a sex offender for peeping, an the other for exposing himself. Dont worry, i jus took my meds, im okay now. Wanna make out a lil?

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  MrSassypants  |  31

After I finish my bag of onions, my taco filled with cacti, and when the world is overthrown by my sassypants. So in about two minutes we would make out. Then in a while I would try to lay you down gently and try to get on top of you. When I do that you say "I am not that type of woman" and I say okay do the "ba dum tsss" on your hoo hoos an then jump out your window. I then yell "I'll pay for it" then run and whisper to myself that I won't. We meet years later at a local Sears and you say how's it going. I will then say good. We will then remember that wacky time and then I'll say "yeh it was crazy" and then you relieve shocking news that you had my baby. I then say it is not mine because we never had sex but we take a DNA test and it is somehow mine. Then we get married and we live *insert adverb here* ever after.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

How can you say that? We are happily married, have a talented young boy that can "dance like Michael Jackson," and if you still think I ruined your life then look back and see who asked to make out. That's right sugar booger, you did. Honey, you ruined your own life and all I did was ruin your window. Also why do I hear couples call each other sugar booger? Why in the hell do I want to be a sugar-coated, slimy, sticky, green thing that comes from a nose?

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  MrSassypants  |  31

Sorry, I have to say it but judging from the pic and the profile I concluded that it is in fact, a she. You said he and I am sorry but it is not a he, so since it is a she it is not homo like you said before. 8)

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Hey guys! I'm back from my pond . . . what the fly is happening here!?! I just went and eat 3 flies and all of a sudden there's like this whole story shiz going on here . . . damn

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  NecroParade  |  3

How can Boners be up to his old ways again if he never stopped. More like "He's still at it." If OP had watched for a bit longer, they would have seen him go to his computer and type out his various comments while still dancing majestically, never missing a beat.

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