By sucker - 26/09/2012 17:07 - United States - Milton

Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 091
You deserved it 2 485

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Kill them both and burry the bodies in a corn field, no one will find then in a cornfield.

lovepandorasaver 11

Take the house and do things to make her move

Comments

Epikouros 31

So your marriage was better than ever until you became jealous. Since you "can't afford to move", you're not pulling your weight in this relationship, apparently. Stop complaining about your meal ticket.

Uhhh, did you read the FML? She caught her husband cheating on her. How is that grounds for jealously?

Well, I like the sit on her doorstep idea. Bring her cookies. Be her best friend. Go over all the time and bring your husband over too. Put them both in the most awkward situations. Make them stress out so you don't have to. She's at fault too, but it's mostly your husband. You have control even though you can't pay the rent. Use his infidelity against him!!

MorganXAlexander 6

"That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."

tildoorf84 7

you dont need to move, boot him out!

killer6969 16

Kick the lying douche-bag out and keep on sending little messages to her about how she's a little bitch Homewrecking asshole

Why the f**k are you moving? Send that f*****r packing with his b***h.

snwbrder6 1

Sorry to hear ur husband is a cheating prick. Come with me, I'd never do some shady shit like that to ya

niyah4sho 11

Now you can make her life completely miserable.