Miscellaneous: Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the...

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Same thing different taste

By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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You deserved it 651

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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Smoked

By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 11:01 - Canada

Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:23

lets see how many people comment trying to justify stained underwear

thenumberblue 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:24

I pity the fool that smells underwear.

Comments

FMLrockzdude 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:14

stained underwear tastes like dick. your life suckZ but u brought it upon yourself...YDI

nessalujin 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:22

You've tasted it? Lol. Fail

FMLrockzdude 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:16

btw nessalujin nic pic =P

enyaaarrrr 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:25

D: creepy weirdo.

purplemnm 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:18

I agree with your pic sir

gigi_bella 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:27

@51: Most of your comments annoy me to no end. You talk like an immature sixth grader. I don't like Justin Bieber, I'm guessing you don't like Justin Bieber, but you don't know how he saw the video. It doesn't necessarily mean that she looked up the video on her own. Please, explain your comment. Sorry, rant. OP: You didn't realize that you were sniffing underwear, and not a shirt or something? :)