Miscellaneous: Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the...

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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You deserved it 651

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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You deserved it 97

Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

Smoked

By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 11:01 - Canada

Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:23

lets see how many people comment trying to justify stained underwear

thenumberblue 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:24

I pity the fool that smells underwear.

Comments

zoezoe06 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:53

to number 16, I have period underwear; one pair I only wear the heaviest day. there's nothing wrong or trashy about that. why would I keep ruining perfectly good underwear?

JojoBrown520 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:18

GUYS! shut the **** up!!! jeez, people forgot the purpose of FML. ******* LAME. go fight on disney channel website comment shit or something! its a site more appropriate for your maturity level. neither marley or becca are clever, humorous, or smart, so give it the **** up.

skullye99 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:33

Becca, Wtf are ou being so hypocritical for? and yes you're being a stuck up hypocrite. you're trying to be all cool and make Marley look bad, when you aren't any different from her!! and you know what? No one cares that she didn't want to put a real picture of herself, is it a law? no. no it's not. so stfu

mzhonesty 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 17:26

What are all these kids doing on here? :

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 17:59

i just died laffinq xD

maddie1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:02

ew that really sucks and wtf how would u even kno if ur dad would hav bacon marks r holes in the back!?!!

LadyAshley 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:42

That happened to me before, except it was my grandpas big ass nasty underwear. That man is so damn nasty in every which way, that I so badly wanted to barf when that happened. Ugh, so gross.

cuppycakesrawrr 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:30

wow.. just stop bringing it up.. I never laughed soo hard over this stupid drama over some girls comment. loll this is better than cable! :] well anywayss u shouldve looked at wat ur sniffing at! :D

Upster 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:25

yik!

goonie85 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:16

55- pickles are not soaked in evil, they're soaked in awesome! It's funny, but I can't remember being as annoying as some of these people when I was a teenager. Maybe every generation gets more ridiculous, or perhaps as you get older, you're less tolerant of stupidity.

foxxxy_ 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:55

295-Wow i totally agree with you. Every generation is getting really ridiculous and now that im older and have been out of school for 7 years (which isnt even that long) i feel sooo much older because of the way these kids are. I just read one of the stupidest conversations/"arguments" ive ever came across....i almost feel like i lost brain cells do to the stupidity/ignorance/immaturity of whatever just went on. W....O.....W. FML for actually reading that whole argument. Now I wish I wasn't this bored.