Transportation: Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital... - FML

By skitzobiatch69 - 13/09/2011 17:07 - Australia

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By Steve - 30/09/2011 10:18 - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

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By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

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What the hell

By paula.isabel - 09/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML

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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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Thanks, guys

By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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chelsealeigh 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:42

I never understand why people vote ydi on posts like these.

ollie179 21

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:43

It's ok your safe now! CRASH!

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l190 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:54

Are you ok?! I hope you are doing well

l190 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:54

Are you ok?! I hope you are doing well

courtnoob 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:38

And how did you find the time to post this?

starfish7 18

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:42

I just don't understand this FML.

starfish7 18

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:42

I just don't understand this FML.

KiddFlash 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:52

Get well soon

dancer_is_hawt 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:03

Oh wait, sorry, didn't know you were replying to 67...but still, you don't know the situation and you shouldn't judge people just because they took an ambulance. Maybe 67 was too young to drive at the time and couldn't get anyone else to drive their mom or maybe their mom was too injured to drive..

extremebro69 4

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:16

you clearly were suppose to die in that accident, see its people like you that are to blame for all these Final Destination movies.

pestilince 2

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:13

ever seen final destination....yeah...your living it

morethanything 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:22

If this really happen today I don't think it first thought would be to post this...

benniful 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:25

hey look, the notorious "real fml" GOOORGEOUSS

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