Health and Transportation: What the hell

What the hell

By paula.isabel - 09/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 241

You deserved it 175

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 167

You deserved it 2 578

By skitzobiatch69 - 13/09/2011 17:07 - Australia

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 664

You deserved it 2 389

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 056

You deserved it 2 782

By Insomniac - 28/07/2012 09:56 - United States - Wasilla

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 615

You deserved it 2 454

By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 687

You deserved it 3 356

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By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 952

You deserved it 215

By Steve - 30/09/2011 10:18 - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 462

You deserved it 11 741

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 581

You deserved it 3 202

By A. Person - 07/04/2010 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 124

You deserved it 2 798

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 464

You deserved it 5 341

ChromoTec 24

Sunday 9 September 2018 21:02

Sounds like someone was just about to get hurt

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 10 September 2018 2:49

Oh, sure, you're on a stretcher being prepped for transport to the hospital, but nobody got hurt. Clearly the passenger of the other car is a moron. I hope you're okay now, OP.

Comments

ChromoTec 24

Sunday 9 September 2018 21:02

Sounds like someone was just about to get hurt

bonsai 11

Sunday 9 September 2018 21:42

Hope your ok

adelaine782002 17

Monday 10 September 2018 6:30

why the **** would anyone down vote this, the guy is just saying that he hopes that op was ok...geesh!

blightsight 10

Monday 10 September 2018 14:23

*you're

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 9 September 2018 22:54

if only you could've talked then you coulda said "go **** yourself, I want your information

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 10 September 2018 2:49

Oh, sure, you're on a stretcher being prepped for transport to the hospital, but nobody got hurt. Clearly the passenger of the other car is a moron. I hope you're okay now, OP.