Animals: Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took... - FML

By seth7_ - 18/01/2014 07:14 - United States - Dunedin

Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

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seth7_ 22

Wednesday 22 January 2014 4:28

In the process of training, he's a puppy though. My wife was supposed to be watching him but something came up.

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Robbieisadowg 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:00

Yum. In all seriousness, open every window/door possible to let it air out and turn off the AC!

emmingle 24

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:02

Ugh. Animals can be such animals sometimes.

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Angela1991 10

Monday 20 January 2014 8:10

Im thinking that comment ^ was meant for something else lmao

nachosbabygurl 9

Monday 20 January 2014 19:58

get rid of the dog

blackonblight 32

Thursday 23 January 2014 15:42

I had a cat who pissed in the vents. Wasn't just one time, became a problem that ended up with replacements for a lot of the system and the cat being taken in by the local vet. Cat urine stinks, and this was a male cat. Lots of citrus was used to keep the house bearable. Fans pulling air from front to back if it's not too cold to do so can help. Probably too cold now, though.

mattatom17 10

Thursday 23 January 2014 19:14

If you left the vents bopen then sorry OP but YDI

TechnoStew 21

Monday 3 February 2014 6:19

I don't even... What are the chances of that happening?

TaterTot5122 7

Tuesday 18 February 2014 13:38

We lock our dogs up in kennels when we are out of the house so nothing like that happens.

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