Love: Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years...

By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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gracehi 31

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:44

I won't be popular for saying this, but dump her. Manipulating you with the threat of leaving you is not ok. My ex used to do that. He threatened to leave me every time I wouldn't do what he wanted, even with dumb shit, like refusing to buy him a beer. One day I finally said, "Fine. There's the door." He just whined that I didn't care and didn't even move from the spot where he was. He never threatened to leave me again. I suggest that next time she threatens to dump you, call her on her bluff. If she dumps you, good riddance. If not, she won't be manipulating that way again.

SerpentBoy 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:20

Stand your ground boss, or she will want to control you forever..

Comments

Miki101 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 0:02

That could be a good thing. Girls like being dominant sometimes too.

Miki101 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:35

If you know what I mean ;)

tj5810 21

Sunday 13 January 2013 0:29

I think this is the first FML that caused me to actually laugh out loud. Sorry OP, but I like your girls style.

jvercetti 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 0:37

Be like "Submission?" *Push head down* "Girl, submit to this". It will be well worth the next 2 weeks you will be fighting because of.

whY402Jay 12

Sunday 13 January 2013 0:42

No reason to fight for that long. Some couples love each other so much they want to kill each other, though. What a paradox.

EMLM 3

Sunday 13 January 2013 1:01

Can't stand girls like this.. find a better one!

slushyslime 7

Sunday 13 January 2013 1:23

You have no clue how many girls do that. It's kind of sickening

carminecris89 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 2:16

That's ****** up that you would take her telling you she loved you as an opportunity to point out how pissed she was. She can be angry and still love you--usually that's the point. You get angry because you care. You sound like a real prick. Her being manipulative is screwed up too though. I would say its best to break up but you two sound perfect for each other.