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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 06:18

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

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By LeaveTheGuyAlone - 29/07/2013 00:18 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 04:50 - Australia

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML

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By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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By anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

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By Anyonexx0 - 14/04/2015 18:15 - United States - Washington

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

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By D-Man - 08/02/2012 13:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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boxbrandon11 20

Wednesday 22 July 2015 17:52

Why would you say no because of their computer background?

lulinator 40

Wednesday 22 July 2015 17:54

Don't judge a laptop by its desktop.

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autumnl 3

Wednesday 22 July 2015 23:46

YDI #directioner4life

chaseafterwind82 29

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:06

After it happened did you think 'It's the Story of My Life', LMFAO...

iheartstupid 4

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:09

I still think you made the right call!

ILikeKoalas 24

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:21

You're a bit of an ass for that.

neethukay 12

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:36

and here we have a perfect example of "society." sorry OP YDI! :p

Witchylady 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:59

Never judge a person by its one direction cover.

heyitsmikayla 14

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:02

You turned her down because she had 1D as her background? YDI for being a judgmental asshole.

vikky538 28

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:09

Have you ever heard of the saying " Don't judge the book by its cover" .. YDI

whycantisignup 24

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:30

It's hard to believe that a One Direction fan has an IQ above single digits

ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:31

Serves you right.

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