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By Anonymous - / Monday 1 October 2012 23:15 / United States - Providence
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By  meagy  |  6

I think you're dating a prostitute.

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  wellfuuucckme  |  7

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By  mikeofthunder  |  13

As long as it's a reasonable price, that's a win, dude.

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  calilovesneb  |  12

What are you, desperate? Women should never resort to selling their bodies to make money.

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  mikeofthunder  |  13

No but I was joking. I'm as against prostitution as you are

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  mikeofthunder  |  13

No but I was joking. I'm as against prostitution as you are

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If you said "NOT!" at the end, then maaaaaybe you wouldn't have gotten so many negative votes. You may have even gotten in the black. In this case, however, you just sounded like one of those YOLO morons.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Never pay from a girl/guy. You don't know what's been in their pants and from whom it's cum from.

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  perdix  |  29

#6, I thought it was her straightforward way of saying, "I don't find you attractive enough to give it away for free, but if there's money involved, you'll do."

By  borkchop1992  |  15

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By  perdix  |  29

Pay it! If she can make a living doing it, she must be damn good at it. This is one of those times that premature ejaculation has its advantages. It saves you $$$! If she rounds up to the nearest hour, be prepared for a 58-minute explanation of why that has never happened to you before.

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  perdix  |  29

Blow-up dolls are one-time purchases, successful whores rely on repeat business, so the quality of their servixes is constantly under screwtiny.

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"Screwtiny"? Is that a pun because we're talking about prostitutes? Good one Perdix. You are the master. But you make a valid point. Scrutiny is bad for business, so she must be either great at her job or really cheap.

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"quality of their Servixes is constantly under screwtiny"... Either you were really tired while writing that, a complete retard, or a comical genius. I'm guessing all three? Probably mostly the last.

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