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By Crossy - 23/08/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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You deserved it 7 974

By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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You deserved it 3 728

By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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You deserved it 63 528

By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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You deserved it 25 329

By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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Sunday 23 August 2009 17:25

Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?

dinosaursmoo 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 17:22

Wait, does that mean you wear skirts? I dont get it..

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PuhPuhPuhPi 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:57

Bagpipe player? haha

honeydoodles 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:05

at least your girl has a sense of humor

catriona_cd 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:40

at least 37 understood what he was saying the first time.. fml IF you didnt want anyone to know..

XxmidnightXx4545 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:37

holy crap!! you wear skirts?!?!?!?

RatIsKing 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:23

definitely not a ydi. not really an fml either

gigi2009 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:49

LMAO. nice quote :)

GreenMeanie 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:00

you gonna let this bitch talk shit to you?

shootingstar8D 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:37

I don't get it?

Davidtrkstr 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:12

anyone see this guys name?

catriona_cd 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:03

yeah so he is a crossdresser.. big deal lol

Matty_No9 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:03

honestly!? iv submited a few that are actualy worthy for fml that have yet to be accepted.. its not im a **** hear me roar site.."crossy"

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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that mine and her father's wedding is just a big joke, and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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Today, my father finally achieved his long-held goal. He has legally disowned me. FML

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Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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