Time to move

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
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well_this_sucks 0

well... TELL US WHAT SHE SAYS!!

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allmidnighteyes 10

I take it that this "letter" involved all of your twisted, blumpkin-filled, kill-and-shop-up-to-store-in-a-freezer sexual fantasies with her, right?

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plexico 3

With girl-on-girl, blumpkins are not on the menu. Please go back to Urban Dictionary and bring us back a funny-sounding sex act for us to laugh at. Carpet munching has been taken.

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Intoxicunt 5

Edit: Never mind. ****. Stupid comments not working right.

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Intoxicunt 5

Ok, trying this again. Scissors, velcro shuffle, or best of all, polishing mirrors. There are more though. Sorry I answered for you, allmidnighteyes, but I needed an excuse to look up those terms. :)

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allmidnighteyes 10

haha, it's alright. I don't care too much for correct terminology on this much, anyways. I guess blumpkin was the first word that came to mind when I read the FML and didn't think to look at the gender.

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plexico 3

Good work, Toxi, But all those activities seem similar.

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Intoxicunt 5

Yeah, they pretty much are. I guess they don't have many creative people making these up, seeing as how that's not even the most common girl-on-girl activity. How about eating sushi from the barber's floor? Oh, I wasn't naming another term, I was asking if you'd like to. JK. :) On my quest for terms, I found a link for Wikipedia's definition of "***********". Now, not only do I know the Latin origin of the word, but I've just learned the complete technique with tips included.

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jessicaax 0

How does she deserve it? She was keeping her feelings private, most likely in fear of being hurt.

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claritin 0

She deserves it for filling in the girl's email address in the "to" field instead of just leaving it blank.

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lesbee 0

Why would you write it if you were never going to send it? I think it's great that it went out. Obsessing on someone for months isn't very healthy!

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kira1kira 0

PLEASE for the love of god, tell me her reply

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kukopia 0

She's a lezbian. I'm not sure they believe in God.

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Atara223 0

It's lesbian, asshole. And way to profile. you win a cookie.

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YeaYourLifeSucks 0

Maybe it will be a good thing. It's good to let things out.

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sch1ll 0

FYL!!!hahhaha atleast she know what u think of her. i hope u didnt write anything creepy.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Does anybody else see this as a MySpace message? Saving it in drafts? Constantly updating? Seeing her as online when it was sent?

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asmadasrabbits 0

have you ever used email? you can save emails as drafts & periodically update them as you please, and she could have seen that the girl was online on aim, or facebook. or yes, myspace.

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dancingdoggy 4

There are many different ways of seeing someone online, and many different ways of sending a message, like via email, or facebook messaging, etc. Do you know internet at all?

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waterynuggets 0

I save stuff to drafts all the time in gmail, and you can see when people are online/chat unless they've disabled it.

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lil_ham1644 29

@33 how many times did you comment on this fml?? Why is this one so special?

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angorashi 0

Haha, that's shit luck. On the other hand, guess you'll find out if the feelings go both ways now.

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alyzandra 0

Please tell us what her response is to the e-mail. I'm terribly curious now.

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