Money, Embarrassing, Relatable and Haircut: The tip of the iceberg

The tip of the iceberg

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 07:58

Today, I didn't have enough money to tip my hairstylist, even though I thought I did and said I was, but I'm so broke, my card got declined at $50. I needed the haircut for an interview. I feel so f@%$>&* bad about it. FML

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By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

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By Fridaythe12th - 15/03/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML

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No good deed…

By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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By joanikens - 14/11/2016 07:20

Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML

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You deserved it 1 058

By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. 45 painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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You deserved it 490

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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Bad choice

By chopchop - 25/12/2019 01:00

Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML

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You deserved it 241

By wellfuck - 15/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML

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You deserved it 2 271

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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You deserved it 450

By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 15:38 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML

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Plop 17

Wednesday 24 November 2021 8:37

Get the job and tip them twice next time around. Hopefully they'll understand.

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 November 2021 10:45

I feel you, you got this my friend

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Plop 17

Wednesday 24 November 2021 8:37

Get the job and tip them twice next time around. Hopefully they'll understand.

iicccyyy 15

Wednesday 24 November 2021 13:07

Why do you need to tip your stylist anyway

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 24 November 2021 23:32

because they are providing you a service, and most stylists make more in tips than per haircut.

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 November 2021 10:45

I feel you, you got this my friend

kfchicken 31

Friday 26 November 2021 11:57

if you don't have a job why are you getting a $50 haircut anyway?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 26 November 2021 21:33

$50 for a haircut? Either I'm really cheap or that place is way overpriced.

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Same thing different taste

No good deed…

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