Love: The single life

The single life

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

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You deserved it 95

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By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 233

You deserved it 2 500

Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 929

You deserved it 3 966

You're in the army now

By Crud - 06/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 290

You deserved it 2 931

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 288

You deserved it 3 880

Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 906

You deserved it 88

Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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You deserved it 4 028

Unconditional support

By anon - 16/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Hinesville

Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 218

You deserved it 307

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 732

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I got back from a 6 month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of 3 years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 449

You deserved it 6 333

Proof of love

By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 488

You deserved it 167

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 September 2021 22:22

Translation: "I want to get plowed by someone local." Or, "I'm already getting plowed by someone local." I'm not sure of the verb tense.

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 15 September 2021 2:32

At the least, she was giving you a version of the “It’s not you, it’s me.” She has her own reasons for the breakup, and this is her way of trying to make you feel like it’s not your fault. I’m sorry - It sucks to be broken up regardless of if you are there or on the opposite side of the globe. But thank you for your service.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 September 2021 22:22

Translation: "I want to get plowed by someone local." Or, "I'm already getting plowed by someone local." I'm not sure of the verb tense.

metroido 17

Wednesday 15 September 2021 9:09

Uh, no. Translation: I want to be alone to better myself. Why does everyone assume that people ALWAYS mean something different than what they say?

Darrian 2

Wednesday 15 September 2021 10:15

She was already "alone" while he was deployed, and there is a pretty high chance that she is ******* at least one of his friends while he's away. It would only be about the 80 billionth time a girl has done something like this to a guy in the military who was away. Maybe she's being genuine, but I sincerely doubt it.