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By Anonymous - / Friday 12 April 2013 15:34 / United States
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Why haven't you closed your legs yet? I feel as if this implies that OP is laying there with her legs open as her boyfriend plays bane with her vagina mask.

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When I read this comment first thing I think of is the darkness of the black hole we call a vagina, lol

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"We will destroy Gotham, then when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die"...I mean orgasm

Why haven't you closed your legs yet? I feel as if this implies that OP is laying there with her legs open as her boyfriend plays bane with her vagina mask.

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Nah, not necessarily. I've been with guys that have playfully spoken to my body parts when not having sex.

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I think OP should to the stage 5 clinger chick from wedding crashers. In the creepy voice "If you leave I'll find you!"

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"I'm not just going to ask for your penis... but I'm going to ask for your soooouuul" -badlipreading on youtube

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"Just a little to the left. Yeah...right there. Faster! Ooh yeah baby. That's it right there..." All in Christian Bale's Batman voice.

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@32 I agree and disagree. Not everything should have to innovate a genre of movie, but the film industry is oversaturated with these garbage template movies. They know they can get away with it, too. Why play risky when you can milk guaranteed cash cows?

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I'll agree that there should be fewer shitty movies, but are you trying to say that The Dark Knight Rises wasn't good? Because I don't even like Batman and I thought that movie was fucking awesome.

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While not my cup of tea, I'll concede that it was well above the average hero flick. The trend of mass producing superhero movies got worse when Hollywood saw the success of The Dark Knight and Iron Man. I don't personally like either of these movies, but they deserved the money they made. Everything following (excluding The Dark Knight Rises) has been subpar and an obvious attempt to ride the wave of success.

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If you're trying to compare the Christopher Nolan Batman films with, say, Michael Bay movies, that's a bad comparison and you should feel bad.

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#81: No. The Avengers was a huge precedent for films; it's the first time several franchises have shared a crossover film that didn't blow. This only worked out because the franchises it combined weren't truly separate--they were deliberately set in the same "cinematic universe" in such a way that a successful crossover would be possible (i.e.: they planned to make an Avengers film from the start). I think that instead of blaming superhero movies for being shitty, you should just real

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It would be more accurate to just say I'm overly critical of movies or dislike trends that create an influx of average films. One of my favorite childhood shows was Justice League and I used to learn about comics through one of my friends who was really into them. But hey, I admit to speaking outside of my realm of knowledge. I'm sticking to my opinion, but on an objective level (reviews, awards, gross income), I was more wrong than right. Cheers!

Next time, try to get him to sing Crazy Town's- "Butterfly" to your vagina. Might be smart to add it to your playlist and then he can hum the lyrics too.:P

You should tell him that if he likes oral sex games, he can be Bane, but that makes you Catwoman. And cats bite...

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